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Fuck Boy


Fuck Boy


The elusive Fuck Boy. We all know one (or ten). The extent of his emotional availability is inquiring if "U up" after 2am. No sir, "I not up". And just like your grandmother always said...nothing good happens after 2am.

So, we say, leave his ass on read and, to quote politician Kanye West, "That's right, put in work, eat your salad [and] dessert, get that man you deserve..."

Smells like new dick.

( sandalwood + spice )

11 oz | all natural soy

Fragrance profile:
Top: Coriander
Middle: Amyris
Base: Sandalwood, Amber, Dark Musk

We love recycling almost as much as we love candles (and cocktails). So why not have all three?!

From candle to cocktail!

Give your candle a sideflick.


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