The elusive Fuck Boy. We all know one (or ten). The extent of his emotional availability is inquiring if "U up" after 2 am. No sir, "I not up". And just like your grandmother always said...nothing good happens after 2 am.
So, we say, leave his ass unread and, to quote politician Kanye West, "That's right, put in work, eat your salad [and] dessert, get that man you deserve..."
Smells like new dick.
(mahogany + driftwood)
9 oz | all-natural soy
I purchased this purely based on an ad on IG. I didn’t know how it smelled. Well, boy am I happy. With just a few minutes burning, my entire apartment smells wonderful , like sandalwood. It was fast, the label is fun and the candle smells fantastic- can’t beat it!
I bought this as a gift and my friend instantly died from laughter upon reading the label. So we lit the candle at her vigil, and damn if it didn't smell incredible!
Quick Svc and great product ❤️
Second one I ordered because I love how this candle smells!!!
Amazing! Smells amazing. Shipped on time and in perfect condition.