BYE BYE!

Fuck Boy

$29

The elusive Fuck Boy. We all know one (or ten). The extent of his emotional availability is inquiring if "U up" after 2 am. No sir, "I not up". And just like your grandmother always said...nothing good happens after 2 am.

So, we say, leave his ass unread and, to quote politician Kanye West, "That's right, put in work, eat your salad [and] dessert, get that man you deserve..."

Smells like new dick.

(mahogany + driftwood)

9 oz | all-natural soy

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JB
08/03/2021
JaNohn B.
United States United States
Brings me joy daily!!!!

I purchased this purely based on an ad on IG. I didn’t know how it smelled. Well, boy am I happy. With just a few minutes burning, my entire apartment smells wonderful , like sandalwood. It was fast, the label is fun and the candle smells fantastic- can’t beat it!

KM
04/06/2021
Katie M.
United States United States
Perfect for a funeral!

I bought this as a gift and my friend instantly died from laughter upon reading the label. So we lit the candle at her vigil, and damn if it didn't smell incredible!

PB
04/03/2021
Phillip B.
United States United States
Love it

Quick Svc and great product ❤️

SH
04/02/2021
sarah h.
United States United States
Smells amazing

Second one I ordered because I love how this candle smells!!!

ML
02/17/2021
Malcolm L.
United States United States
Perfect Candle

Amazing! Smells amazing. Shipped on time and in perfect condition.