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Want him to be Fuck-Off Boy? Light this candle, let go, fire is cleansing.

Fuck Boy

$29.00
BYE BYE!

Horny Masturbators

$56.00
Moo Moo buckaroo. Say bye bye to stress however you define it.

Bullshit

$29.00
Want him to be fck-off boy? Light this candle, let go, fire is cleansing.

fckboi

$29.00
Light these candles and get all your rocks off in one fell swoop. #moistureproof

Core Collection Bundle

$104.00
Stays lit in soaking wet or difficult conditions. Difficult? We mean hard.

I light this when I masturbate.

$29.00
BYE BYE!

Retrograde

$29.00
This candle is not endorsed by the FDA but lighting it always makes us feel better.

Hangover

$29.00
Do you suffer from pleasant dreams? Light us to slide into your wet and wild wonderland. #moistureproof

Wet Dreams

$29.00
Ring Ring! Your loins are calling. Light this candle when the call is coming from inside your pants.

Horny.

$29.00
Moo Moo buckaroo. Say bye bye to stress however you define it.

B.S.

$29.00
Works like a charm. Write what you want, burn as long as you need. Your secret is safe with us.

Drawing A Blank

$29.00

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