Get 'em while they're hot.
Do you suffer from pleasant dreams? Light us to slide into your wet and wild wonderland. #moistureproof
Stays lit in soaking wet or difficult conditions. Difficult? We mean hard.
I light this when I masturbate.
Ring Ring! Your loins are calling. Light this candle when the call is coming from inside your pants.
Works like a charm. Write what you want, burn as long as you need. Your secret is safe with us.
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