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Wet Dreams

You're laying in a bed of light bulbs. You look to your right and your pregnant uncle is on stage sewing a trench coat with John Mayer. Your uncle yells, "Don't forget to bring the oat milk to Canada with you, or your passport will be null and void!"
With the oat milk in hand, you start hopscotching to the border only to be stopped by Bill Gates wearing the aforementioned trench coat. He stole it!
Naturally, you pour all of the oat milk onto his elbow until he turns into a velvet-skinned salamander. Phew...close call.
With the oat milk gone and trench coat in hand, you see the buildings around you turn into lipstick tubes...but they're the wrong color. They DON'T go with your skin tone.
You feel defeated as all your teeth fall out. Luckily, they turn into popcorn...yum! You're crushing up and snorting the popcorn when suddenly you wake up in a puddle of your own oat milk.
Oops, just another Wet Dream.

( lemon zest + waterfall )

9 oz | all-natural soy

$29.00

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