Fuck Boy


The elusive Fuck Boy. We all know one (or ten). The extent of his emotional availability is inquiring if "U up" after 2 am. No sir, "I not up". And just like your grandmother always said...nothing good happens after 2 am.

So, we say, leave his ass unread and, to quote politician Kanye West, "That's right, put in work, eat your salad [and] dessert, get that man you deserve..."

Smells like new dick.

(mahogany + driftwood)

9 oz | all-natural soy

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JaNohn B.
United States United States
Brings me joy daily!!!!

I purchased this purely based on an ad on IG. I didn’t know how it smelled. Well, boy am I happy. With just a few minutes burning, my entire apartment smells wonderful , like sandalwood. It was fast, the label is fun and the candle smells fantastic- can’t beat it!

Katie M.
United States United States
Perfect for a funeral!

I bought this as a gift and my friend instantly died from laughter upon reading the label. So we lit the candle at her vigil, and damn if it didn't smell incredible!

Phillip B.
United States United States
Love it

Quick Svc and great product ❤️

sarah h.
United States United States
Smells amazing

Second one I ordered because I love how this candle smells!!!

Malcolm L.
United States United States
Perfect Candle

Amazing! Smells amazing. Shipped on time and in perfect condition.