BYE BYE!

Fuck Boy

$29

The elusive Fuck Boy. We all know one (or ten). The extent of his emotional availability is inquiring if "U up" after 2am. No sir, "I not up". And just like your grandmother always said...nothing good happens after 2am.

So, we say, leave his ass on read and, to quote politician Kanye West, "That's right, put in work, eat your salad [and] dessert, get that man you deserve..."

Smells like new dick.

( sandalwood + spice )

11 oz | all natural soy

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KM
04/06/2021
Katie M.
United States United States
Perfect for a funeral!

I bought this as a gift and my friend instantly died from laughter upon reading the label. So we lit the candle at her vigil, and damn if it didn't smell incredible!

PB
04/03/2021
Phillip B.
United States United States
Love it

Quick Svc and great product ❤️

SH
04/02/2021
sarah h.
United States United States
Smells amazing

Second one I ordered because I love how this candle smells!!!

ML
02/17/2021
Malcolm L.
United States United States
Perfect Candle

Amazing! Smells amazing. Shipped on time and in perfect condition.