The elusive Fuck Boy. We all know one (or ten). The extent of his emotional availability is inquiring if "U up" after 2 am. No sir, "I not up". And just like your grandmother always said...nothing good happens after 2 am.

So, we say, leave his ass unread and, to quote politician Kanye West, "That's right, put in work, eat your salad [and] dessert, get that man you deserve..."

Smells like new dick.

(mahogany + driftwood)

9 oz | all-natural soy